PhilBillPaul and I were at one of our favorite upscale restaurants for the $4.99 manager’s special.
I was just recovering from a 2 day migraine.
Might not have been looking my best.
Might have worn a ball cap.
Might not have had makeup on.
Our waitress was Maxine’s fraternal twin sister with a chipped front tooth and bad perm.
When we inquired about the week day manager’s special, the waitress said she would have to check on it because she just got there.
We said, “Okay, please check.”
To which she replied…
“You know you can get the senior buy one/get one free when you purchase two drinks that will save you even more.”
To which we replied…
Without making eye contact, I said we’d still like to hear what the manager’s special is today.
She walked away.
We looked at each other.
PhilBillPaul said, “Did she say what I think she said?”
I said, “We’re not coming here anymore.”
While PhilBillPaul is just two short years away from maximizing his discount. I AM NOT.
I think you give information about senior discounts IF the customer asks.
Oh, and the other thing you never say to a woman…
I think you already know the answer.
But just in case you don’t…
“When is the baby due?”