DWTS ~ Finale

I’m writing this first part before I know who wins.

I did not like Erin and Maks on the bed. I did not know that doing flips on a bed counted as dancing. It was just a little too weird for me even though I’ve been rooting for them all season.

I did like Evan and Anna’s Footloose routine even though the judges didn’t. I thought it had as much energy as Nicole and Derek’s freestyle.

Sans the low, low riding pants that she actually tucked her fingers at the waistband and pulled DOWN.

TWICE.

Which I think should result in automatic disqualification.

Yes, that would be my new rule.

My mom noticed it and she doesn’t even have a DVR to back it up and replay it like we did several times because I was sure she didn’t do that while Brooke interviewed them. (Scary Baby was not present.)

She did. Super icky.

And the winner is…

Nicole – not surprised. She was absolutely consistent throughout. I’m just extra glad she didn’t wear her low rise pants for her last dance which was amazing.

Evan – class act from start to finish.

Let’s start a petition that no one who has dance experience as part of their career gets to be put in future seasons.

Now that dang Bachelorette show has started.

I hope the wardrobe folk will give her a dress that fits so Ali doesn’t have to adjust, tug, and pull on her strap 200+ times in the next episode.

My final thought

My mom has not appreciated my references to her in my recaps. She doesn’t particularly like my references to her in general. She says I am sarcastic.

GASP.

The 5 other blog-reading relatives will understand this and will “hear” this conversation my mom and I had.

From this point forward, I’m giving my mom a code name. Unless new readers dig into the archives, no one will know when I refer to my mom in this blog.

Code name:
Mom = Junebug

Let’s try it out here now.

My friend Junebug was/was not happy with the outcome of the DWTS finale. (I don’t know the answer because it was too late to call Junebug after we watched it.)

See Mom Junebug, no one will know anymore when I share something we have talked about.

If anyone else needs a blog code name, please let me know. I am all about respecting people’s privacy.

😉