The Grunter insists The Snuggie™ that Granny sent him is broken.
How is the multi-million dollar blanket defective, I asked him?
“Air passes through it and it doesn’t keep me warm.”
I’ve never wanted to wear a blanket so I wasn’t that attracted to their biggest marketing feature. (Remarkably similar to a poncho…which I also never wanted to wear…even though it seems to have made a fashion comeback.)
Admittedly, the cheetah print is very fashion-forward.
But seriously…what’s the point of a blanket that doesn’t keep you warm?
Anyone else have a broken Snuggie or did The Grunter get the only defective one?
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