Why I Live in the South
by Sherra on January 21, 2009
in Finding the Funny, Friends, Moments
Because no human being should ever experience MINUS 22 degree weather.
Even if the snow falling on the Mississippi River is beautiful…
And nice people I know feed the birds so they don’t freeze or starve or both…
The mountains I love are not this kind…
I love, love, love my glass filled with ice but not my house…
Good news though – chivalry is not dead…
But I really didn’t want to freeze another human being just because I couldn’t find that darn ice scraper that PhilBillPaul bought me.
Thanks Mac and all my wonderful friends and family who put up with my shivering and shrieking because I am living proof that your blood does thin after 6 years in Tampa, Florida and 18 years in Atlanta, Georgia.
It is official.
I am a wuss.
