The Bachelorette ~ Week 4

It was hard to watch because I’m all about the suspense and big rose ceremony buildup.

{tiny lol}

The darling twins told me to get the issue of People magazine with Ali’s revealing story and read it just before they left for their 9 day FTX (field training exercise) complete with no bathrooms or showers. They never knew until now what a fabulous invention baby wipes are. M

Talk about SPOILERS!! Ali and the People editors divulged serious show-stopping secrets BEFORE the episode aired.

WARNING: Stop reading if you haven’t read the People magazine article and don’t want to know about any of the spoilers from the article.

How am I suppose to get the full benefit of this important TV show when they tell me that Justin has not one but TWO girlfriends back home. And I was so sure that the “entertainment wrestler” was going to be in the final two.

Not.

No surprise Frank also has a girlfriend at home. He was weird and clingy from date one at the Hollywood sign. Even though they had so much in common because he gave up his highly successful career and moved back home with his parents after taking off to living in Paris if you call call 6 weeks “living in Paris” to fulfill his dream of becoming a screenwriter. I hope he gets casting rights so he can cast Ali in the lead role of his first production of “We Made Out Under the Hollywood Sign After Our Car Broke Down & I Didn’t Even Try to Fix It Because I Am a Screenwriter.”

He was the total package. A guy living at home with a girlfriend he couldn’t stop thinking about. Darling twins please take note.

And very strange Kasey did something very strange.

A tattoo to profess his love?

That’s always been my criteria.

Oh wait, PhilBillPaul doesn’t have any tattoos. What does this mean?

OMGosh – let’s not rewind to see the most awkward “serenade” in the history of the show when they were sitting in the park. Weird, weird, weird. And a little creepy.

Her embarrassment about his weird behavior was painful to watch.

Please, please STOP singing.

The Lion King thing was weird too. Why, as they look for love, do they have to audition for Broadway and then be suspended in mid-air wrapped around each other in full costume half-naked?

But speaking of all the singing…kudos to Jesse and his sweet singing. He’s a small town boy who I bet has been in the church choir for years. Probably too young and small town for big city Ali but I bet he’s never had trouble finding a date.

Did anyone else notice she was chewing gum when they came out to bow?

How funny was Roberto’s comment about The Weatherman when he started whining?

“The forecast for The Weatherman, once again, we’ve got a high pressure situation moving in so he’s gotta step it up.”

The Weatherman sealed his fate at the rose party when he got his guitar and sang a lame song. Too much of a gooner.

Kirk…class act putting her to bed when she was sick and leaving. No surprise he’s a nice Midwestern boy from Wisconsin.

Chris L.…class act bringing soup and just hanging out while she was sick and not being a whiny baby about it especially since it was his birthday.

She said “supposeably” or some variation that is not a word. Ahhhh.

I hope we find out next week that she has a restraining order on Kasey. I’m scared and I don’t even know him.

I think we all saw at the end why The Weatherman is going to have a hard time finding love when we saw the outtake with The Wrestler.

My vote for top three at this point is…Chris L., Kirk and Roberto.

And if she doesn’t pick Roberto, I have two daughters I want to introduce him to. I’m a good judge of character and he would be a lovely son-in-law.

WHY OH WHY?

…did she start with a photo shoot in NYC? And now she’s going to be in InStyle magazine. Oh yeah, because she’s searching for love.

Weigh in. Come on, I know Nancy isn’t the only one watching!

How do you think Ali’s audition tape for her new gig as an entertainment reporter/journalist/STAR is going?