Friday Fun: Serious Discution

No food fun today. Just plain old fun because I got an exciting email that requires some serious discution along with a quick blog note to my mother-in-law because I know she reads the blog every morning!

Dear Granny,

We are so lucky that you live in Texas!

Would you please drive to El Paso to get my 14.7 million? Just meet the diplomatic and he will give you the cash consignment box.

The full original email is below so you have all the information you need and if that darn IMF wasn’t being difficult I think I would already have my money.

I will gladly reimburse you for gas and your driving time to El Paso (as soon as you get the box full of money).

Hurry and call that number because they said I only have 24 hours and the clock is ticking.

Love,

Your wealthy daughter-in-law
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This was screaming at me in my email inbox Thursday morning!!

This is the full email with no changes at all.

Your diplomat has arrived with your cash consignment box at El Paso international airport Texas USA,

from OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
reply-to sanusiaminu23@live.com
date Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 3:10 AM

FROM THE DESK DR Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
(OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR)
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/010,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA.
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/07

We have received today payment credit instruction from the new President of Federal Government of Nigeria (DR JONATHAN GOODLUCK)to credit your account with your full inheritance funds from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.

This is to notify you that your funds (14.7million dollars) has been programmed for immediate release into your nominated account but we can not transfer this funds direct to your nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.

Your diplomat has arrived with your cash consignment box at El Paso international airport Texas USA.

I want you to know that you have 24 hours to call the diplomat in person of HOPE FRANK with these phone number#9153214719 in the United States, let us know if you are still interested to get your consignment delivery to you today? as they have been waiting to hear from you to help them complete this delivery to you right now the diplomatic have arrival to united state with your consignment box,call them for clearance.

You are to call the airport with the number above and ask to speak with the diplomatic in person HOPE FRANK and send him email at g.express.frank2010@hotmail.com . call them and get back to me.

Note; that you must reconfirm your full address and valid phone# to him through these email:g.express.frank2010@hotmail.com immediately you receive these email to enable him deliver your cash consignment to you without any mistake.

You must call me on my direct line# +234-8053-590-606 for serious discution.
I appreciate your good sympathetic and collaboration, Hope hearing from you swiftly.

CONGRATULATIONS.
DR SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI,
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
+234-8053-590-606

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Don’t be jealous of my good fortune. I promise I’m going to do all kinds of good things with the money.

As soon as Granny arrives in Georgia with all my cash…

One year ago..

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Comments

  1. 1
    Steff says:

    OMG!!! That is TOO FUNNY!!! What a nice b’day gift!
    🙂 “Discution”…REALLY???? And, this “Dr./Executive Governor” has the same first and last name? REALLY???? And this (among MANY other things): “I appreciate your good sympathetic and collaboration, Hope hearing from you swiftly.” What in the world does that even mean???? Unbelievable!!!

    Hey, will you share some of that 14 million? I’d be THRILLED with just a measly 1M! 🙂

  2. 2
    Nikki says:

    So, I get like 3 of these a day! Pass on this one, 14.7 million is chump change compared to some of my inheritances 🙂

    • 2.1
      Sherra says:

      That’s good to know – I’ll hold out for a bigger inheritance since this one didn’t work out. Meanwhile, I think you might want to “turn up” your spam filter if you can. These don’t get to my email very often. LOL

  3. 3
    Julia says:

    I get some from “The Russians” who want me to “pick up my check” and put in “my account”, yeah, OKAY…no problem!! Could I give you my SSN too? Duh….