Happy Birthday America!

Today is 4th of July and you all know what that means…

Did you get your Old Navy t-shirt?

When exactly did this become a tradition?

I don’t ever remember my parents buying me a flag shirt on 4th of July.

I think the tradition began when Old Navy opened and we were all sucked in by some great retail marketing and the price of a $5 t-shirt.

I thought it would be nice to once again do my civic duty and remind you all what this holiday is all about.

Beyond the sparklers, fireworks, picnics, and the red, white and blue (and sometimes grey) Old Navy t-shirts, today is a day of celebration of our great nation’s independence! It is a day to remember how lucky we are to live in America.

It is also a great day to remember those service men and women who are the real heroes every day. They serve our country so we can all be free.

My heartfelt thank you to each and every one of them and when we light sparklers tonight in our backyard, they will be in my thoughts and prayers.

I would be remiss if I didn’t confess right here and now that we bought into the Old Navy marketing scheme. In fact, I did a little historical research and we bought into it starting in 1995 which was the 2nd year they were opened. I think it was the year they introduced those darn t-shirts. (But maybe I missed them the first year?)

Here is the photographic evidence and it is the only holiday where we have ever dressed alike as a family. No comments on the parents, but those kids were pretty cute in their flag shirts…but I know I’m biased.

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I didn’t want to bore you with every year we did it but it was fun and the kids really did and still do like it. It was bonus fun when we added Scary Baby and had to buy SIX shirts.

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And again in 2003. This is the year Wizzy was taller than everyone. Probably a year that The Grunter would rather I didn’t post here.

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In 2006 I got really fancy and tried to take a picture in the dark with the sparklers. As you can see, my night photography skills need some work.

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This might be the first year I didn’t buy the shirts. Oops, I forgot. I’ll let you know if everyone gets through the day or wears last year’s shirt. I’m pretty sure they’ll all be okay.

The kids have planned a bonfire and cookout with boyfriends and girlfriends in our backyard. Granny is here and did not adhere to my $20 fireworks budget which was clearly enough for a box of sparklers for everyone.

She tells me that she is allowed to spoil them while she’s here. I hope that means she’s going to supervise them with the gigantic pack of expensive, loud, explosive items they hoodwinked her into buying for them yesterday!

Take some pictures, enjoy time with family and friends and have a very Happy 4th of July!

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Wife of the Year Award

Nominations are now opened.

Feel free to nominate yourself.

Because I am.

Nominating myself that is.

Here’s why.

Phone call at 11:40 a.m. yesterday…

Me:
Hello

(Okay I might have said “What?” because I don’t really like to talk to anyone before noon.)

PhilBillPaul:
Don’t freak out…

As you can see he’s been diligently working on improving his communication skills.

That kind of opening line always has a calming effect on me.

…but my mom is at the Atlanta airport and if we can find a good flight for her to get back to Austin, she’d like to come to the house and stay with us for a week. (She was flying home from visiting her sister in Florida.)

Me:
Silence

PhilBillPaul:
Obviously I am at a customer’s doing my job so I can’t get on the internet. Do you think you could get on your computer and see if you could find a good airfare for her so she could stay?

Me:
Silence

PhilBillPaul:
I mean, if that wouldn’t stress you. She has a two-hour layover and if we can find a flight she’d like to stay.

Me:
I’ll look.

PhilBillPaul:
Thank you! Call me back if you find something.

Me:
Bye.

I open my laptop, do a quick search for a one-way flight.

At 11:54 a.m. I call Granny on her cell phone and tell her what I have found. She says that sounds great and I book the flight for her. I tell her that I’ll call PhilBillPaul and one of us will come and get her and call her back in a few minutes.

The airport is 46 miles straight through downtown Atlanta which could be 46 minutes IF there is no traffic.

Which would be when pigs fly.

Just in case you’ve never driven through Atlanta.

I call PhilBillPaul and tell him his mother has a ticket for next Tuesday and he’ll need to take a 1/2 day off work to take her to the airport next week.

I ask him where he is (he travels throughout the metropolitan Atlanta area almost daily for his job) and he is not really close to the airport. But he says he should be done in about two hours if she could “hang tight” at the airport then he could go get her so I wouldn’t have to.

He knows I’m in the middle of a big work project and I really don’t have time to stop and take three hours to go down to the airport and back.

Here is more of his always-improving communication skills…

PhilBillPaul:
Will you call her and ask if she can wait at the airport for two hours?

Me:
NO.

You call her yourself and take care of getting her to the house.

PhilBillPaul:
Okay, you’re right. I should call her back. I’ll handle it from here. Thanks for getting her the ticket.

Come on now – I’m not bragging but I would like to know how many of you would welcome your mother-in-law to your home for a week long visit with two hours notice?

I should tell you one more thing that does make a big difference about how much spontaneity I can handle.

I love Granny.

The kids love Granny.

PhilBillPaul is very lucky that we all love Granny.

He is also lucky that Hormone Hell Week was last week or he wouldn’t have a calm, flexible wife who booked a flight for his mom.

Good timing Granny!

I cannot name one friend I have that would welcome their mother-in-law for a week in their home with virtually no notice.

Bring on the nominations – just leave a comment below and then we can all vote next week on the winner. (Remember to click through to the blog to leave your comment if you are reading this through an email update or RSS feed reader.)

Please don’t let me win this award uncontested.
I’m all about a good healthy competition! ;)

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